btc-official:

the lobotomy was a failure. tgey trued to scoop that thang out and it bit them cause it lovesme too much to leave

kaijuno:

Doctors prescribing SSRIS are like “you just haven’t found the right strain yet bruh”

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

patron saint of one-way trips and other journeys from which you can never return

ALT

this post is about her

ozymoron:

i hope my unwashed hair and deer in headlights type stare has captivated you

sandskillart:

good evening

cemeterything:

basically every piece of equipment in my workplace is broken in a way that doesn’t make it immediately dangerous or unusable but makes me feel like i’m going to trip and impale myself on it in a final destinationesque accident engineered by the sick sense of humor of fate someday

shenanigans-and-imagines:

qrowpilled:

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

Behold:

Originally posted by dertrava

My Guy of the Month

greelin:

there’s a little ! above my head and when you click on me all i say is “i need hummus so fucking bad rn”

rhododendrongaming:

c-53:

c-53:

I love when I try and interact with a really cute baby and they make it abundantly clear I have killed their energy and they hate my vibe

Baby in the cafe: BBDBBDBBBSSSSS 😊😊😊 OWL pop::!?🥹😅. Bbbbbbbbbfdft 🤣

Me: aww is the owl cake pop your favorite?

Baby in the cafe: 😐

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